clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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