I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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