What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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