Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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