summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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