why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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