Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
