idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Me too!
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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