Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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