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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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