it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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