worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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