sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
only if we run a train.
done.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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