I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My cat gives me a boner
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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