I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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