i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I did not marry a roomba.
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