Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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