alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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