You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
