we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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