he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I need to calm my uterus...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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