We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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