Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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