You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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