i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I got inside last night via doggy door
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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