i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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