What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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