Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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