But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if you like me you must not know who I am
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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