I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You need a sexual gate keeper
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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