are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I supernannyed him into submission
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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