I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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