I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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