I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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