it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
