so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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