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(952): View more from Minnesota

Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...

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(651): View more from Minnesota

nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."

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(516): View more from New York

if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine

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(631): View more from New York

we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility

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(516): View more from New York

I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

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(971): View more from Oregon

No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping

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