so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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