p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Can you bring me the toilet please
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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