school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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