who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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