I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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