don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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