i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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