All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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