At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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