I CAN MOONWALK!
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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