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• (936): View more from Texas

  Bea Arthur died! :(

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  What?

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  Big bird passed.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.

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  True life - we need to smoke together more often

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.

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• (707): View more from California

  she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.

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  We made popcorn last night. So it's both

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?

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• (310): View more from California

  What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?

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