Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Life is so much better after having sex.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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