How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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