we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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