Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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