last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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