I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Randomize
